Reverend Warhawk

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  2013 What Will it Bring?

  by Satanus in

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  put your predictions here.

  i say that, it will be business as usual.

  prophets of doom, like obves and jcanon will be finding a new way to package their stuff.

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  I'll be 43.
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  Mastodon! Did ya kill the pig already?

  by Reverend Warhawk in

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  i'm not gonna eat anything waiting for it.

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  Hahahaha! Honestly I have no idea. Wish you were here, tooktheredpill, would be nice to have an old friend here, and without the JW baggage! Move to Texas, y'all.
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  arrrrrr.....

  by ex-nj-jw in

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  I thought it was "Talk Like A Pirate" day...
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  Mom's calling me...

  by Reverend Warhawk in

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  ...and checking my spiritual status.. .

  first, she called me on thanksgiving day, and told me in a oddly warm tone, "i suppose you made turkey, right?

  " to which i replied in detail how i prepared it (mom's a cooking freak and she's great at it), and how i was amazed at how tender and rich it tasted, being the very first time i roast a turkey.

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  Annie, I always wondered the same darn thing...And finally reached to the conclusion that they just prohibit those things to keep control over you and your life.

  Not anymore!
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  Mastodon! Did ya kill the pig already?

  by Reverend Warhawk in

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  i'm not gonna eat anything waiting for it.

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  I'm not gonna eat anything waiting for it.
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  Do Mormons practice TWS ??

  by Junction-Guy in

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  tws= theocratic warfare strategy.

  jehovahs witnesses are taught that it is ok to lie, if it in someway helps to support their organization, or helps to deflect criticism of it.. .

  jehovah's witnesses are known to give appearances that they are normal, just like the average american.

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  All I know is that they like bicycles. A lot.
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  Mom's calling me...

  by Reverend Warhawk in

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  ...and checking my spiritual status.. .

  first, she called me on thanksgiving day, and told me in a oddly warm tone, "i suppose you made turkey, right?

  " to which i replied in detail how i prepared it (mom's a cooking freak and she's great at it), and how i was amazed at how tender and rich it tasted, being the very first time i roast a turkey.

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  ...And checking my spiritual status.

  First, she called me on Thanksgiving day, and told me in a oddly warm tone, "I suppose you made turkey, right?" To which I replied in detail how I prepared it (mom's a cooking freak and she's great at it), and how I was amazed at how tender and rich it tasted, being the very first time I roast a turkey. Then I tell her "Wait--you always roast a turkey too, right?" "Oh but you see," she replies. "I do it on any day other than Thanksgiving." "But it makes no difference, mom," I tell her. "Worldly people do the same thing we do: get together, eat like pigs, talk a lot of nonsense, and have a heck of a good time. Worldly people don't sacrifice puppies or burn crosses in Thanksgiving. So what's the difference? The date?" She is silent for an eternity, then continued on to other subjects...

  Yesterday, she called me to see how I was, etc...We were talking about the climate and the low temperatures, and I mentioned her that we'll have to wrap ourselves up tightly since we're going to stay at an hotel Downtown for New Year's Eve to see the fireworks and the music. So she asks me in the weird tone again, "So I suppose you're gonna celebrate New Year's Eve?" "Well," I replied, "heck, yeah, I think that's right".

  She didn't talk about it anymore. She fears my family and me are "lost". If she only knew!
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  Is the NEW LIGHT an apostate teaching until Feb 2008?

  by outofthebox in

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  dear wt,.

  i am confused.

  i received a feb15, 2008 wt magazine (don't ask how).

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  How long did the last generation meaning last? I think that made a new world record for the shortest-lasting Bible interpretation ever!
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  Re-introducing myself to JWD

  by Reverend Warhawk in

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  i'm gonna reintroduce myself (got a new nickname, the other one would've blown away my identity in, say, three seconds)...so some of this might read familiar to some people here:.

  after a very, very slow process, thinking over things that were stored in a little box in a corner of my mind, i've finally confirmed all the doubts i've had about the society and about jehovah's witnesses.

  i'm a 36 year-old man, work as a software developer, married, with two kids, ages 10 and 3. i was "born" in the organization.

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  Got your message...Nice to know you're doing great!
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  OBVES and Reductio ad Absurdum

  by Farkel in

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  obves,.

  given that 1 = 0, i can prove that i am jesus.

  add 1 to both sides of the equation: then we have 2 = 1. .

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  Thread of the year.